I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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