No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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