its not stalking. its research.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Still dying that you shit outside
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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