At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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