Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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