Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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