ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Randomize
