I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
