Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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