i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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