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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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