Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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