i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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