What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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