Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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