what if I'm pregnant?
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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