at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Randomize
