Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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