She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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