he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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