Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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