Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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