somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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