I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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