she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
