my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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