Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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