PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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