yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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