White coat. Heels.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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