so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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