do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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