Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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