he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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