This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
please come you make the beer taste better
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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