Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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