hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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