She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
