i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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