3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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