At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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