How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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