Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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