the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
