Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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