Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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