He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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