dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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