think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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