Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.