Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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