Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
As shirtless as possible
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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