well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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