HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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