Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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