YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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