I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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